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Sleeping is nice because youre not actually dead and youre not awake so its a win-win situation
It’s like being dead without the commitment.
an open relationship with death
death with benefits
growing up means realizing a lot of your old friends are assholes
does anybody else have that friend that you’re pretty sure is your soulmate but in a friend way
If Older Bands were Students
- Beatles: The popular one, gets all the attention and friends.
- The Who: The explosive one, makes fake bombs as pranks.
- Rolling Stones: The druggie, ironically, best friends with Beatles.
- Pink Floyd: The artistic one, always painting or drawing something.
- Queen: The flamboyant one, usually wears colorful suits and spandex.
- Led Zeppelin: The perverted one, has many sexual fantasies.
- The Doors: The poet, writing many stories about memories.
- Sex Pistols: The rebel, is almost always in detention.
- Kiss: The attention whore
- Ramones: One of few friends with Sex Pistols, doesn't get into much trouble.
a kid from my school just got expelled today for pretending to be russian for 8 months. he pretended he couldn’t read, write or talk english he did good in all his classes because he had all the teachers and principles convinced he just moved from russia, so they didn’t make him do any work
We had a kid in High School who pretended to be Russian, too.
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THIS FUCKING SHOW
That show used to freak me out so much.
Though the episode where one guy get’s pregnant thanks to a tree was kinda amusing
WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING DICKFISH THING
I don’t think I was ever unlucky enough to see that one…
THE YOUNG BROTHER SWALLOWED THIS FISH THING AND IT MADE HIS DICK JUST BECOME SOME PROPELLOR IN THE WATER AND MADE HIM SWIM SUPER FAST
“What do you have in common with Edward Cullen?”
Rob - “I look a bit like him.”
i swear to god no one hates twilight more than rob
